Let’s list out a few things, you know I love a list.

1. [...]]]> Someday my children will have these dance videos of their mother to show  to their children and their children will look away in shame and embarrassment and I will smile down from Heaven and know that I did my job well.

Let’s list out a few things, you know I love a list.

1. I don’t have any clean shorts, so I’m wearing my painting shorts that I also wore when I was pregnant.

2. Yes, they still fit…..bite me.

3. Sorry I said bite me…but not really.

3. I went to the lake, came home and showered, this is the result.

4. My daughter is cooking muffins.

5. I have on zero make-up.

6. I pulled my bangs back with a clip I snagged out of the back of my daughter’s hair.

7. My son is eating cereal.

8. I can barely stand to look at myself, but I laugh every time I watch the flying part, you’ll understand when you see it.

9. This video will embarrass the crap out of at least three people that I know and love.

10. Those people are not my husband or children, they are used to this sort of thing.

11. I love you.

Fast Tube by Casper

So, I’m workin’ the new camera.  Pushing button willy nilly and of course I had to take some photos of my own mug.  It cracks me up how all the teenage girls seem to pose exactly the same these days.  So, here are my Facebook poses making fun of all the American Facebook [...]]]>

So, I’m workin’ the new camera.  Pushing button willy nilly and of course I had to take some photos of my own mug.  It cracks me up how all the teenage girls seem to pose exactly the same these days.  So, here are my Facebook poses making fun of all the American Facebook teenage girls.  The lips pursed.

The lips pursed with the peace sign.

Oooops, sorry…I think this might be a throw back from my days.  Except Clay said, “Uh, Hon, you’re making the I love you sign.”

Whaaa?  He had to push my drecripit old finger down with his scaly, dry old hand.

Oh!  Okay!  There ya go.  Hang ten, Man!  Oh, my gosh!  Who remembers all the Hang Ten swim suits?  Are those still out there somewhere?  You were so cool if you had one with the little feet!  The LITTLE FEET!!!

Yeah, okay, I’m not nearly as cool as I think I am.  But, my new camera?  Oh,ho,ho,ho…it is very cool.

We’re in Branson, Misery with my whole family this weekend and I’m taking tons of photos…more to come my friend.

Peace Out Homies!!