The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

My Friend Melanie and Her Big Pink Scarf

So back to the Barftastic Weekend.  This is my friend Melanie, she and her family came to visit us for the weekend.  She’s one of the things I miss most about St. Louis.  When she sent me this photo I couldn’t stop laughing because it says so much about us…let’s talk about it.

1. What do you notice first?  Could it be that big pink scarf?  I’m just wondering.

2. At some point I’ll need to take Ellen to the doctor to have her jaw realigned.

3. Yes, the evil looking chick that popped into the photo is Ellen.

4. Melanie had to wear that stocking cap because she didn’t want to wash her hair…I love her for that.

5. Her daughter is poking her little face into the photo and I hope that she and Ellen will be really good friends someday, they have about the same age difference as Melanie and I.

6. The night before this photo was taken I was puking up shell fish, beer and a spinach salad, I’ve never experience anything quite so uh…barftastic.

7. I am ten years older than Melanie.

8. I appointed Melanie as the official mentor to my daughter and she takes that job very seriously and I love her for that.

9. Melanie sends my daughter sweet messages laced with humor and pearls of wisdom.

10. Melanie has bought me a mop and made me laundry detergent and she’s mopped my floor and done my laundry.

11. I’ve cleaned out her freezer and redecorated her shelves.

12. She’s the cheapest person I know and probably the most generous.

13. She posted this video on facebook and I watched it while I was talking to her on the phone and now I can’t stop saying , “Welcome to Canada!”


Fast Tube by Casper

The Faces of My Weekend

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Let’s recap the weekend to some faces that are burning up the inside of my camera.

Ellen rolled her ankle during the warm up before her first game, got poked in the eye, smacked in the jaw so hard she couldn’t open her mouth or eat for several hours, had her fingers slammed in the van door and caught a head cold.

But, she had a great time at the tournament!  At least that’s what she says.

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Isaac fell off a slide and landed on a metal pole and limped around like an elderly man the last day we were there and to make our stay at the grossest hotel in existence a tad bit nastier he tarted puking at 3:00 in the morning.

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We watched some really great games.  Our girls placed 5th and our boys came away with 3rd.  I was so proud of them.  We don’t have a single Senior on either team, so they are young and can come back again next year with the same team dynamic!

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I’m so glad to be home and so happy basketball season has come to an end.  Now I can fix dinners and have everyone around the table instead of shoving their heads into the pantry and hoping they get their fill.

But wait!   Have I mentioned that I’m the track coach?  Um….yeah, there are no words to explain how that happened.  I’m thinking the kids are in for a HUGE surprise.  Do you think letting them sit in a circle telling their funniest stories counts as a good training workout?  I guess we’ll find out soon.

This post is a perfect example of what happens when other people use my camera for their own entertainment…it’s like they forgot I have a blog!

Chili for a Million

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A few days ago Sledge Hammer came out to Coal Creek Farm to make us his famous chili.  I can’t tell you how it warms my heart to see all these kids busy in the kitchen working together, making a meal.  It’s a wonderful sight.

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Levi and I insisted that Sledge wear an apron and after a little protest he caved.  I love to torture that boy.  I was a bit concerned when I saw the summer sausage being diced…..where’s that going?  In the chili?

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I was told to hush and get out of the kitchen.  So I kept my mouth shut and was allowed to stay.  Look at them,  they’re making dinner!!!  This is a significant occasion.  It might not happen again in my lifetime.  Which is okay, because Sledge made enough chili to last us a lifetime.

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On the other side of the kitchen Ellen discovered that when you’re wearing mascara you need to step back to open a hot oven.  It’s happened to her twice now.  She was laughing and yelping, “My EYES!  My EYES!”

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Maybe after melting her eyelashes for the third time she’ll remember.  Step back sister…save the face!

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Laughing at other peoples’ pain…Sledge, I’m proud of ya, I knew we’d corrupt you eventually.

I have to admit I was impressed when Sledge found my spice cabinet without asking and even more impressed that he found what he needed in there.  Once upon a time I had an organized spice cabinet.  And now I don’t.  The End.

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Thanks for dinner Sledge.  You make a mighty fine chili.  I ate it for three days in a row.

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I think I liked nachos with Sledge chili better than any other nachos I’ve made before.  If you’d like to try some…I still have plenty in my freezer.