The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

Ellen

Ellen

Seth

Seth

Ike

Ike

The Animal

Levi

Summer Recap

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This has been a fun summer.  We started it off with going with my extended family to Branson for a weekend.  My favorite part of the weekend was going to the lake.  We took turns driving the kids around on the wave runner.  Clay spent so much time bouncing around on it that the netting in his swimsuit chaffed his butt.  His was relieved when we got home and found we still have baby butt cream in the cabinet.

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I took my mom out for a spin and yes, she’s wearing a shirt on her head because she couldn’t find a hat.  My mom is very resourceful and slightly goofy.  She only had to yell at me to slow down a few times.  My mom also rode on the tube with one of my nephews, she was having a lot of fun.  Can you see my farmer’s tan?  I can’t help it, I do that every year.  I can never wear tank tops or cute sundresses because I have that stupid tan.

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The glowing white figure out there is me skiing.  I don’t think I’ve water skied for about ten years.  My kids were pretty amazed that I could do that.  I told them not to be overly impressed because….

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I was bound to crash.  And I did.

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On our way home we stopped at the famous Lambert’s, home of the throwed rolls.  Yes, that’s what they say…throwed.  They come out with piping hot rolls and throw them at you.  I don’t know why that sounds so fun, but my kids could hardly wait to eat there.  That plate full of nursing home food is what I ordered.  It tasted about as good as it looks.  I don’t know many restaurants that still decorate their plates with kale and a spiced apple ring.   I ate a lot of rolls.

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We had a very impromptu party at our house for the 4th of July.  I think unplanned parties always turn out to be the best.  My friend’s husband is a nurse and was working, so we told her to bring all the kids out to shoot off fireworks. That’s Poodle smiling with Ellen.  Do you remember me telling you about her?   She hates poodles, she’d rather be called a Yorkie.  So, I’m changing her name to Pug…just to annoy her.  Pug has six children.  I know, you hate her now, don’t you?  Stinkin’ gym addict.

We love hanging out with her family because her kids line up with mine and it doesn’t hurt that they’re a lot of fun.

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These two are our babies.  They’ll be in Kindergarten together.

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These two will be in 3rd grade together.

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Our oldest two will be Juniors this year.

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Then we have the stair steps the two girls on the left and Seth.  They’ll be in 8th, 9th and 10th grades this year.  Pug has another son that managed not to get in any of my photos, he’ll be in 6th grade, he’s also the child they accidentally leave behind at school, church and restaurants.

We’ve had a lot of fun with them all summer.

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This is Bryan and Melanie, they came to visit Coal Creek Farm for a few days.  They were our neighbors when we lived in TBLDBT back in Missouri.  I love them.  It makes me so happy when they travel out to see us.  I still swear that Bryan is my littler bothah from anothah mothah.  He reminds me so much of my dad it’s scary sometimes and Melanie is, well…she’s my favorite.  She is my confidant.  She’s my friend that allows me to rant, rave, complain, cry and laugh hysterically all in the span of ten minutes and she still wants to be my friend.

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We took them to the Farmer’s Market to eat breakfast on a curb.

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That’s how generous we are to our friends.  Come visit us, we’ll take you to the curb to eat.

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This is Bryan and Melanie’s baby.  He is so stinking cute and ornery and I love him.  We had such a wonderful visit with them.

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Oh, and we saw this guy at the market.  You just never know when you might need a superhero, especially one that drinks coffee.

I hope all of you have had some fun this summer.


Remember that one time…

that I asked you about cameras?  And then you gave me a whole bunch of suggestions?  Remember that?  Yeah, all that did was make my head hurt and NOT want to shop for a camera.  Ugh, I don’t like technology.  Which brings me to a good story to share with you.

Remember Sledge?  He’s out of town this week doing some film editing and so I had to step in and do his job for him which I’ve decided he has plenty of job security, but I’m not letting him know that….because I texted him after the 8 hours it took me to do the 30 minute job that he left undone and said, “You should be fearing for your job. I could totally do this!  Easy peasy!” and then he texted me back, “………no”.  He’s got a point.  I had to burn some DVDs of one of the little promotional films we had put together for the school.  I’ve never burned anything that wasn’t food or wood, so I knew this was not going to be pretty.  I called Sledge and said something like, “Okay, I need to make copies of that video and you need to tell me how to do that and we’re probably not going to be friends after you’re done trying to help me.”  I think it took him 40 minutes to walk me through the process and at one point I had to tell him to hold on a second so I could put the phone down and laugh really hard at myself, because it didn’t matter how well he described the button I was supposed to click….I still didn’t understand what it was that he wanted me to CLICK!  There were a lot of silent pauses on his end and a lot of, “Okay, try this…..”  and one time he said, “How does Clay do this with you?” all I could say was, “He has the patience of Job.”   It was so painful, but I did it!  Sadly, after I was done burning all those dvd’s I wasn’t quite sure how to shut down the computer, I’m just sayin’.

I probably shouldn’t follow this up with the second phone call I had to make telling him that the password to get into the computer didn’t work.  When he said, “I texted it to you…that’s the password, you’re probably typing it in wrong”  I was so certain that he was an idiot and he sent me the wrong password and I was the genius!  So he said, “Okay, repeat it after me as you type it” …and I did and it worked.  Really, he can keep his stupid job, because I don’t need it!  I have a blog!

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I just happened to take this photo of Sledge and that look on his face pretty much sums up the level of annoyance I can produce in him.

Becky the Cake Maker

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When we visited St. Louis during Spring Break, I spent one night out with some of my girlfriends.  This is Becky, well it’s the back of Becky’s head.  I first met Becky when she was in high school and now she’s almost 30 years old!!!  How is that possible?  Anyway, I love Becky’s funky style, I mean if Becky didn’t have pink hair, I would be concerned.  However, the day she pierced her nose…I struggled looking at her. I have a problem with holes in the face, I mean like make me want to faint because that has got to hurt and OH MY GOSH THERE IS A HOLE IN YOUR NOSE!!!  I’m getting a little queasy just typing this.  Anyway, let’s stop talking about that before I faint.  Becky is beautiful, nose hole and all.  One more thing about Becky…

She made this cake.  Yeah, it’s a cake.  She and a bunch of her friends had a Lost party and since Becky is a professionally trained pastry chef …she made a Lost cake.

If you’re a Lost fan then this cake makes sense.  If you’re not, then I suggest you hurry up and become one since this is the last season.

I don’t think I can fully explain the polar bear on the tropical island.  You just need to watch the show.  Check out the cable running from the beach to the water.  I know!  So cool.

The polar bear, the hatch and Oceanic flight 815 before she went down on the island.  All edible of course.  Wait a minute.  Becky?  Uh, I think you forgot something…I don’t see Sawyer.

Would it have been too difficult to sculpt a Sawyer trotting along the beach toting a gun making snide remarks?  Maybe for the grand finale you could make a Sawyer cake.  Yes?  I get to eat his glasses.

Becky was watching Lost while making the cake, because, you know, every artist needs their inspiration.

I’m pretty sure this photo could be titled, “Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cake Decorators.”  Sticky, dishes, sticky, dishes, sticky…that’s pretty much what’s going on in my head when I look at this photo.  Oh, but so worth the mess when you see what she creates.

There she is, hi Becky!  Cheers to you!  You’re one talented chick, with a hole in your nose!!!