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		<title>There&#8217;s no CRYING in basketball!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>April</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My two little boys ask everyday, &#8220;Mom, do we have games tonight?&#8221; and they don&#8217;t mean are they playing a game, they mean, are we all traveling to a basketball game for their brother or sister.</p> <p></p> <p>I used to skip a lot of the out-of-town games when they were younger, but this year [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My two little boys ask everyday, &#8220;Mom, do we have games tonight?&#8221; and they don&#8217;t mean are they playing a game, they mean, are we all traveling to a basketball game for their brother or sister.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3838" title="SeniorNight12-M" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SeniorNight12-M.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="450" /></p>
<p>I used to skip a lot of the out-of-town games when they were younger, but this year I have drug them to all but a couple of games.</p>
<p>Isaac is a boy scout.  He got to hold the flag on Senior night for the national anthem.  He was so excited about it.  I was glad he had something special to do instead of  informing me of how hungry he is every two minutes.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3839" title="fans2-M" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fans2-M-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" /></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some of the fans that came out to support the senior girls.  It was such a fun night to celebrate their last season on the team.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3840" title="SeniorNight3-2-M" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SeniorNight3-2-M-540x421.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="421" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been wanting to get my hair cut for four months and I still don&#8217;t have time to schedule an appointment, so I cut my bangs, just thought you should know.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3842" title="Senior night" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Senior-night-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" />Also, this photo made it very obvious that I haven&#8217;t highlighted my hair for over a year.  Would somebody please come take care of my head for me?</p>
<p>My oldest son doesn&#8217;t like the jeans I&#8217;m wearing because he thinks they look wet, just thought you should know that as well.  What I&#8217;m really trying to do, is draw your attention away from how incredibly tall we are compared to the other family on the court.  Clay noticed a teenager pointing to us from the stands while we were out there, she made a motion with her hand of how the other family is small and then jutted her hand up a foot to emphasize how gigantic we are.  Could somebody please tell me why my daughter is so dang short though?  Look at her.  What the heck happened?  The poor little thing.  Despite her shortness, we have given her a list of  three specifications for any guy she drags home:</p>
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<li>He has to be at least four inches taller than your mother because she wants to wear heels to the wedding and keep them on when she dances with her son-in-law&#8230;.therefore she doesn&#8217;t want her son-in-law&#8217;s face to be anywhere near her breasticles, because that would be awkward.</li>
<li>He needs to have some color in his skin, because if you mix your genes with anyone paler, your children are likely to come out transparent.</li>
<li>It would be best if he was an orphan with zero family. That way we don&#8217;t have to share the grandchildren with any other grandparents.</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s it.  We&#8217;re not asking for the impossible, just some simple guidelines.</p>
<p>You know as well as I do, that the first guy she brings home is going to be a pale, red-headed,  5&#8217;4&#8243; boy from a huge family.  That poor guy better make me laugh or he doesn&#8217;t stand a chance.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3843" title="senior night 2" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/senior-night-2.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="450" /></p>
<p>Okay, back to Senior Night.   My friend Mrs Mama, was there taking photos.  If she asks me to make a face looking nervous before the game starts, then I am obligated to do exactly that for her&#8230;..and then regret it later when she sends me the photo.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3844" title="SeniorNight2-2-M" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SeniorNight2-2-M-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" /></p>
<p>This was the little ceremony that was held between the girls and boys games.  They announced the players and the Seniors were escorted out to the court with their parents.  The coach handed the mothers a bouquet of flowers and the announcer read a biography that each player had written.  I thought I would share a condensed version of  Ellen&#8217;s with you, because&#8230;ehem, it made me cry and one of Ellen&#8217;s rules is, NEVER CRY ON THE COURT!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3841" title="SeniorNight4-2-L" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SeniorNight4-2-L-540x380.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="380" /></p>
<p>This photo shows a choked up Clay giving his little girl a kiss during the part that she wrote about him.  I didn&#8217;t realize all those boys were behind us, I should have reached over and pinched Ellen and Clay&#8217;s little butts just for the shock value.</p>
<p><em>Ellen Phillips #24</em><br />
<em>Ellen has played basketball for 5 years and has been playing on the Varsity team since her freshman year. Ellen will fondly remember Coach S. as a godly man who puts his faith before his coaching, how he has always shown love toward his team, and how excited he gets about sharing new drills and offensive plays during practice.  She will remember Coach B. as her favorite defensive challenge as he pushes her during practices to perform her best, nobody shoves her quite as hard during a game as Coach B. does at practice.  But mostly, Ellen will remember the cheerleader in the stands, her mom, who occasionally taps her on the shoulder and yells, “head fake!”, and the man who sits behind the computer at every game, his voice heard above everyone else in her ears as he records all her successes and failures, and his half-time coaching that gets her through that second half of the game.  Her dad, the man who has always coached her from the sidelines. She thanks her parents for being there to cheer her on during every game.</em></p>
<p>Yeah&#8230;now you tell me, there&#8217;s no crying in basketball!  I was blubbering.</p>
<p>And now, because I can&#8217;t help it, here&#8217;s some great shots of Ellen during the game, says the proud puffed-up mom.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3845" title="senior night 5" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/senior-night-5-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" /></p>
<p>Breaking away for a lay-up down the court!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3846" title="senior night 6" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/senior-night-6-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" /></p>
<p>Crossing over to avoid the defender, she goes up&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-3847" title="senior night 7" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/senior-night-7-540x359.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="359" /></p>
<p>AND SCORES!!!!</p>
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<p>Just a few more weeks left until we retire those blue high-tops.</p>
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		<title>10 Miles and Explosions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>April</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I distinctly recall informing my older two children that if they should get a detention this year they would need to figure out how long it would take them to either ride a bike or walk the ten miles to school since the new policy is that all detentions are served on Tuesday mornings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I distinctly recall informing my older two children that if they should get a detention this year they would need to figure out how long it would take them to either ride a bike or walk the ten miles to school since the new policy is that all detentions are served on Tuesday mornings at 7:15 sharp.  Which means they would need to leave the house at least by 6:45am to get to school on time.  And I ain&#8217;t never-ever-ever gonna get up and out of the house that early so my child can go serve a detention for something STUPID they did.</p>
<p>I also remember threatening my oldest son within an inch of his life if he forgot his gym clothes one more time which would cause him to have a detention.</p>
<p>Well, guess what?</p>
<p>Somebody is going to have to figure out if he wants to peddle or walk tomorrow morning and he&#8217;s going to have to get his arse up out of bed pretty early to get there on time.  Because if he&#8217;s even a fraction of a second late&#8230;.he&#8217;ll get to do it all over again on Thursday.  ALL BECAUSE HE COULDN&#8217;T BOTHER WITH WASHING HIS GYM SHIRT!!  I can&#8217;t think of any better punishment for not dressing out properly in gym class than more exercise, so there you go.</p>
<p>Seriously, my children are killing me.  Slowly, painfully, one idiotic thing at a time they are KILLING ME!  I planned on living until I was well into my 90&#8242;s, but I&#8217;m barely skimming past my mid 50&#8242;s now.  That&#8217;s how many years they have shaved off my once long-happy-stress-free life.</p>
<p>Good grief.  I am turning into a grumpy old lady before my very eyes.  If any of you happen to see my giant son Seth tomorrow and he looks a little bruised and bloody, it&#8217;s because I am going to chew him up one side and down the other when he get home.  Can&#8217;t get himself organized enough to remember a stupid gym uniform!  All I can hope for is that he will have five boys to raise himself and that his wife is a better woman than me.</p>
<p>Boys!!!</p>
<p>Next in line is my youngest.  He plays explosion.  I don&#8217;t know what else to call it, because that&#8217;s what he does, he hops around, making explosion sounds with a toy in his hand and then hurls his body into the couch then hippity-hoppity across the floor while exploding with the toy in his hand and then hurls his body into the toy chest.  Now, repeat that everyday for a good ten minutes and you have Levi playing explosion back and forth across the living room and library.  He gets all hot and sweaty and then he&#8217;s done, until the next day.  Sometimes, I have to tell him to go upstairs to play explosion or I have to tell him to stop because he&#8217;s being so LOUD!</p>
<p>So what, he&#8217;s playing, right?</p>
<p>Yes, he&#8217;s a little boy with a huge imagination and it&#8217;s wonderful to listen to him playing in his little world.</p>
<p>But he has left behind a war zone.  He has ripped the edge of the rug off where he twirls and hops, broken a board in the back of the couch where he hurls his body during one of the explosions and broken the hinge off the toy chest where it has fielded it&#8217;s last attack from Levi&#8217;s shrapnel.</p>
<p>My house can not withstand Levi&#8217;s explosions much longer.  I told him yesterday that he could not longer land in the furniture while he&#8217;s playing explosion.  So, now he&#8217;s upstairs playing explosion and I&#8217;m just waiting for the ceiling to fall&#8230;any second now.  I don&#8217;t think this house is going to have any walls left by the time I get these boys out of it.</p>
<p>But, I don&#8217;t need to worry about that because they are going to drive me to an early grave.  They can just bury me under the heap of broken furniture in my living room and maybe use a gym shirt to mark the burial spot.</p>
<p>*After Seth got home&#8230;..</p>
<p>So, what is the first thing Seth says when he walks through the door, &#8220;Hey Mom!  I was thinking it would be fun to ride my bike to school tomorrow.  I already asked Dad and he thinks it&#8217;s a great idea!!&#8221;</p>
<p>I laughed and told him his skin should be thankful that he&#8217;s funny and quick to save himself.</p>
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		<title>Picking a Favorite Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>April</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p> <p>As we drove home from school she said to me, &#8220;Mom, why don&#8217;t you put on something cute and be in my pictures with me.&#8221;  I refused because this was her day, her photo shoot, it was not about me.  I even tried not to go with her during the photo session, but [...]]]></description>
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<p>As we drove home from school she said to me, &#8220;Mom, why don&#8217;t you put on something cute and be in my pictures with me.&#8221;  I refused because this was her day, her photo shoot, it was not about me.  I even tried not to go with her during the photo session, but she insisted she couldn&#8217;t do it without me there.  I&#8217;m glad I got to go and that she wanted me there.  I was the hair comber and the prop holder.  My friend Kiana took this photo of me holding the sunflowers and trying to hide.  When we looked through the photos Ellen busted out laughing at this one and said, &#8220;THAT is my favorite one!&#8221;  And then she promptly made it her profile picture on Facebook.</p>
<p><img title="EllenPhillips37" src="http://coalcreekfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/EllenPhillips37-372x560.jpg" alt="" width="372" height="560" /></p>
<p>This was my favorite.  I sure am proud of my girl, I don&#8217;t know what we would do without her.</p>
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