I’ve been neglecting my front flower bed for weeks because every time I dig around in there I come in contact with poison ivy. A couple days ago I decided to throw caution to the wind and get the bed weeded.

I told Clay, “I’m going to get poison ivy from cleaning out that flower bed.” He looked at me with concern and said, “Do you know how to identify it?” I furled my lip and mocked him in a high pitched stupid voice, “Yeeees, I know how to identify it!” Then he whipped out his Iphone, touched a few buttons and held it up to my face and calmly said, “Okay, does it look like this?”

I looked at the picture and said, “Yes. That’s exactly what it looks like!” then I walked away to pull up more poison ivy.

And yes…I have a rash on my arms, my leg and my side. Thank you for asking.