Welcome to Coal Creek Farm! My name is April, I’m a chicken doctor, I specialize in therapeutic treatments such as spoinking and cluckectomies. I just earned my wings and am ready to teach my patients how to fly.
Oh, come on…it’s a little funny, right?
Okay here’s the real deal. My parents named me April Dawn because I was born early in the morning in…..you guessed it, April. I have heard every comment you could ever think of about my name. I’m 6 feet tall, taller than both my parents and my sister. The hair color truly is my real hair, sometimes my hair dressers don’t believe me and it’s much, much, much darker than the freaky white color it was when I was younger. Combine all these things; the name, the height, the hair…oh, and the freckles and you get one messed up chick.
Then along came Clay.
Clay the Architect is my husband. Guess what? His parents gave him a name that kids made fun of too! He’s a freakish 6’5″ tall and he used to have auburn hair and big giant freckles. If ever two people were made to be together it was us two weirdos.
We have no problem laughing at each other or making fun of other people or being horribly sarcastic. Please accept my apologies now.
Clay is featured pretty heavily in my blog, most of my readers like him more than me which makes him unbearably hard to live with. We have four children, one girl and three boys. My children are weird, that’s all I can really say about them. You will experience them off and on here and I will most likely do my fair share of complaining about their filthy trails and smelly smells.
We live on a micro-farm, if there is such a thing. It has always been our dream to live in the country and have animals and grow lots of things. In September of 2007 that dream came true when we moved to Kansas and bought a century old American Foursquare home. We have a small orchard and a garden that we are making larger every year. We have one dog, Preacher, an assortment of cats, pigs, chickens, turkeys and one turken. Life is sweet on this little place.
Several months after we bought our little dream spot Clay was prematurely made a partner in his firm. This wonderful opportunity came at a huge cost, the cost of buying a portion of the business. We found ourselves just recovering from moving and setting up house and then basically buying what we like to refer to as ‘The Luxury Villa’ that we never get to enjoy. We found ourselves steeped in debt and were very uncomfortable with that fact.
In February 2008 we read Dave Ramsey’s books and decided we were going to live like the cheapest people in the world and get our family out of debt. It’s been a rewarding journey, but hard. I write a lot about this journey and the comments I receive from readers is one of the biggest reasons we have been able to stay focused.
Other things I should warn you about:
This blog contains a lot of dancing. The dancing may not be technically correct, but it’s good for the soul and a belly laugh.
I say the word Damn when referring to Dave Ramsey, it’s entirely appropriate.
I like using biblical words such as ass, damn, hell and jumpin’ Jehoshaphat, because I’m a Christian and those words are in the Bible. If any of those things bother you, then we might have a problem.
If you ever fill the need to contact me I now have an email address dedicated to Coal Creek Farm at april@coalcreekfarm.com. I would love to hear from any of you.














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April, I found your site last night via a post on Backyardchickens.com about replacing a chicken’s prolapse. !! I had such a wonderful time browsing and laughing that I forgot how worried I was about our chicken! I love your sense of humor and look forward to getting to know you.
your life sounds fascinating, and since mine is not (except that I too have weird children), I think I’ll follow your antics for a while, if that’s okay with you.
Damn. I just killed like 45 minutes reading your stuff at work. my boss will be mad. oh well it was SO worth it!
I grew up with my dad telling me to be proud of being weird, so I like you already. (I consider being weird an asset.) Also, my married name is Sarah Lee (like Sara Lee pies and bread…), so I get all sorts of teasing including completely serious comments like “Your name makes me hungry.” and “Can you bring the cheesecake?” and “I didn’t know you married a loaf of bread.” Yeah. My husband and I are also big Dave Ramsey fans and my dream is to have a little “micro-farm” too! I’m glad I stumbled onto your blog and look forward to reading about your adventures!
Fun blog! Thank you!
Thanks for the fun!
As a nosy, er, um, voyeuristic- wow that sounds creepy, nosy is definitely better, although not on any expanded vocabulary lists- mom of 3 weird kidlets married to a not as weird (They get it from my side.)guy, I enjoy peeking in the windows- catch that did ya?- on other mama’s lives.
Keep up the good work! Oh, and, maybe following a fun new blog will finally bump me into posting more than twice a year on mine. Good intentions and all that…
Thanks again from a new follower, chicken doc groupie, or whatever you call us.
Love your blog! We are moving to a ranch in NE Oregon in a year and tried to get started with 4 chickens, but then the neighbor’s dog ate them for Thanksgiving dinner! I look forward to learning from your experience. While I am not taking care of my three kids, I am marketing my books, blogging/tweeting/facebooking (www.creativelyfit.com) and making art! Creative wishes, Whitney
We must be related. Great blog. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
OMG HILLARIOUS! I love your humor! My husband and I live on a small farm with an orchard we’re trying to make profitable again. I think I can share in some of your pain. I look forward to following you!
Hey April, Just read about you and was very entertained. I live in a small town in Middle TN and am a big Dave Ramsey fan. My husband and I moved back here after an absence of 30 years. We have a garden, ect. We grew up doing the simple country and mountain life and it is great to be back to living this way again. I want some chickens. They are great for a garden spot.
I think I’m gonna like it here…
What’s a turken?
Ah! I just found this…
http://www.cacklehatchery.com/turken.html
I feel much more edumicated.
Google’s a saint.
I love the relationship between the two of you! Your site is wonderful-the colors, the content…very professional and uber cool. Good stinkin’ job.
April: You know why I read your blog…I LAUGH!! Wish I had your sense of humor, but you know…I am the scientist..so only right brained! However, I grew up with all the things you love now, and although I am glad to have had the experience, I would not go back on a bet! Lived in a tent, carried water, washed in black iron pot in yard, no lights, outhouse, animals (chickens, pigs, horses,cows,rabbits). My sister was born at home (sans doctor) who arrived later to “tidy up”. Not enough of anything…but as kids, we did not know the difference, so we were happy!! You are right…you can do with a lot less than most people have now days!!
Hi, I love your blog. I ran across it this morning by kind of a long trail of semi related events…lol. I was playing farmville on facebook (yes I am that big of a geek)and one of the suggestions for a friend was a girl I went to high school with in St Charles MO. Her name is Shelly and by chance she is Clay’s sister. On HER profile I came across Jody and Clay and saw your link to the blog so I became a fan of Coal Creek Farm. I got the link off Jody’s profile and sent them both a friend request. I think I met Clay once or twice most likely during one of the several plays Shelly and I did together. SO now I am here and enjoying your blog. WOW that was a long and winding road. I am sure it will take me many places more. THanks for the letting me read your blog.
I used to say my grandkids were weird. My husbands cousin says they’re not weird – they’re “unique”!
Keep up the good work! I am a step two graduate of the Dave Ramsey plan to live like on one else and am keeping you and Clay in my thoughts. Thanks for spreading the word about this great program!
S.R.
Hey April, I just got around to looking at your blog. I love people like you. So fun. I want to be in your family
Didn’t know you were a Dave Ramsey fan. We took the course last spring.
My favorite posts are the dance videos!!! You go girl.
April … I ended up on your blog from a link on CouponGoddess. I love reading about your adventures. I had a question for you. My husband and I are debating moving from the “Big City” to a small community about 3 hours from here. By small I mean a town with about 2000 families and about 15,000 in the county. We have a 6 month old daughter and I’m trying to get my mind wrapped around the idea of raising her away from the hustle and bustle of our current city. What have you found to be positive and negative effects of living out on your farm? Any insight you might have would be appreciated!
You made me laugh out loud!
I am six feet, too and have a weird name – so I totally understand you! But though you were lucky and found a TALL man I had to do with one shorter than me (but otherwise he´s quite nice). If that´s not enough, I live in Greece, where most people reach me to my waste and strangers point at me and shout because they think I have escaped from a circus…:)
Love and big smiles from Greece
just found your blog after surfing the web aimlessly while eating punkin pie the day after Thanksgiving.
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I also live on a small farm…my first year on it after having critters on the corner of a city block for years.
I am a single mama to 5 kids, going to college for my BA to become a children’s counselor, homeschooling 4 of my own, running a small business on Etsy and loving being in the country!
This is our first time raising steer and I see a problem at butchering time…for sure!
we are putting in the full size garden in the spring-in the corner of the pasture. we learned how to put in fences, pick plums before they shrivel from the sun, mourn the death of sweet chickens and wrap pipes so they don’t freeze.
We are farmers!
will be back to visit often
Lori
Hi April…you make me laugh harder than anyone! Seriously, you are major funny! That’s why I’ve nominated you for “most humorous weblog” in the 2011 bloggies http://2011.bloggi.es/ and I think your readers would love to know about this so they can also nominate you. You’re the best!
Brenda
Wow! Thank you so much Brenda, that was very kind of you!!!
I have come upon your site from PW – and I do love her site. Have moved to OK from life in NYC and the Hudson Valley and I really do enjoy her portrayal of Oklahoma. Do now stop in to view yours – and even your sister’s – from time to time. Are you really related to Rechelle? It’s hard to believe you spring from the same family. Not quite sure what to make of her. Was the trip so bad to turn you both so sour? At least you remain civil.
Melissa, I had a great time at the ranch. Here’s one of the posts that answers a lot of the questions you may have about our trip http://coalcreekfarm.com/2009/04/questions-that-need-answers/. Yes indeed Rechelle is my one and only sibling and we share the exact same parents.
thanks April, enjoyed reading the post. It’s a different way of life out here in this part of the world & I enjoy your take on it. I’ll keep reading your! Have been having a great time on my own little 1 acre piece of heaven here in OK & don’t miss NYC life too much at all.
Hey April!
I just stumbled upon your blog & hoped you might welcome an email from me. My name is Allison and I have the coolest job in the world. I work for a ministry called Campus Crusade for Christ at the University of Alabama. It’s an INCREDIBLE ministry and I am so so proud to work for them. Anyway! I just discovered this great organization called Steer Inc. and am on the search for ranchers/farmers across the nation! Have you heard of Steer Inc.?? I have no idea if this would be something you’d be interested or if someone you might know would be interested but I’d LOVE to hear back from you. Allison.gortney@gmail.com . Regardless, your blog is precious! Have a wonderful day!
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