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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

Coal Creek Farm on Facebook

The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

If You Take a Girl to a Ranch

If you give a girl an apple peel…

She’s going to want to play Lady and The Tramp with it and then…

She’s going to want to jump rope with it.

If you give a girl a piece of pie…

She will want some more to give to Cowboy Josh as a Peace Offering.

If you give a girl a bar of soap and a roll of toilette paper…

She will draw prissy pictures and sayings all over Cowboy Josh’s truck like Unicorn and Rainbow and Sparkle and Josh hearts Ponies and Teletubbies and lots of flowers, stars, rainbows, clouds and of course hearts.

And she’ll tie a bow around the hydrant for a final touch.

Then she will carefully slip a “Peace of Pie” into his mudroom.

If you give a girl a weekend at a ranch, she will need Cowboy Josh to take her riding…

If Cowboy Josh takes her riding she will need to swear never to touch another bar of soap to his truck.

If you take a girl to a ranch…

She will fall in love with a horse.

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