Clay and Ellen went to an area college for Junior Day recently. When they got home they said they had decided that they shouldn’t go to anymore college visits without me……because they were so vehemently dissatisfied with every aspect of it. The weather was too blustery, the speeches were boring, the buildings were designed to look fake, too many words were repeated, they served cold sandwiches and on and on and on with those two complaining about the entire visit. Ellen handed me a folder in which the adults were told to write down three things the speaker was telling them, Clay wrote this:
1. Don’t give stupid talks
2. Leave the area immediately
3. I am a hostage in this building
The two good things about the entire visit were some giant cookies and a free t-shirt.
I’ll be going with them to the next college visit.