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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

I feel a Twitter comin’ on.

Clay and I are constantly saying crap to each other that makes us laugh and then we say, “That’s a Twitter!”  Because, really…Twitter is the best place to put stupid quotes about stupidness.

Take the following conversation for example.  It’s for sure a Twitter, but it’s too long to Twitify, so…

Clay- Let’s say you’re butt can’t get wider than my shoulders.  That should be the limit.

April- What?!  I don’t want my butt to get that wide!!

Clay- Okay then how about it doesn’t get wider than your shoulders.

April- It’s already as wide as my shoulders.

Clay- Oh, well, I like your butt.  So, I guess you’re at your limit.

April- How about your gobbler?  What’s the limit on it?

Clay- It shouldn’t hang lower than my belly.

April- I’m thinking it shouldn’t hang lower than your tie.

Clay- Yeah, good point.  Okay, no gobbler past my tie.

April- Maybe you shouldn’t make cheese cake anymore so we won’t go past our limits.

Clay- But….I like cheesecake.

April- I feel a Twitter comin’ on.

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