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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Crack House

Last summer we tore out the stained carpet in Ellen’s room and painted the old wood floors that lay beneath which had already been painted years earlier.  It was a decent project and we learned a lot about floor paint.

I don’t pay much attention to my stat counter for this blog, but I do like to see how people find Coal Creek Farm and the number one search that leads people to this place is Painting A Wood Floor, the second is Butt Cushions.

We’ve learned through our years of home renovation that some little projects lead to much bigger projects.  Painting the floor was one of those projects.

You see, I’m not very good at leaving things alone and there was this spot on Ellen’s wall where the paneling was no longer sticking to the wall and I wanted to see what was underneath that paneling.  Well, my little peek turned into me ripping a huge chunk of the paneling off the wall.  So, Ellen lived with that big orange blob in her room all year.

The day after she had the giant hunk cut out of her hand we decided to start ripping down the rest of the paneling and then we stopped, because that’s how we do projects in this family.  We start.  We stop.  We start.  We stop.  And then I lose my mind by proclaiming that every project must be finished by a certain date and I beg Clay to finish them.  Depending on how despondent I am, he will either ignore all of my begging and pleading or he will come to my rescue and finish the project.  One thing is certain though, I am the starter and he is the finisher.  It takes both of us to do a project or nothing will ever get done around this place.

And then my camera, which had been suffering from a terminal illness, finally breathed its last breath and I decided I couldn’t blog or write or clean the house or cook or really do anything without a camera, because how much fun is life if I can’t document it on the Internet?

And then Clay bought me a new camera, but that didn’t make me want to work on the room anymore than before when I was documenting everything with my piece of crap camera.

So, this is how the room looked for about a month.  I call it The Crack House, because…well…it looks like a crack house.

Beneath the lovely 1970′s painted paneling was the original lathe and plaster walls.  Most of the plaster was still in good shape but some of it crumbled to the ground in giant heaps.  It was a mess.

And guess what?  It still is a mess.

But, we’re working on it!  My new goal is to have it done before our first grandchild graduates from college and if I’m anywhere close to being correct, that should be in about 30 years.  Geesh, we better get busy if we’re going to make that deadline.

Yes, I’m dancing in my kitchen…again.

Someday my children will have these dance videos of their mother to show  to their children and their children will look away in shame and embarrassment and I will smile down from Heaven and know that I did my job well.

Let’s list out a few things, you know I love a list.

1. I don’t have any clean shorts, so I’m wearing my painting shorts that I also wore when I was pregnant.

2. Yes, they still fit…..bite me.

3. Sorry I said bite me…but not really.

3. I went to the lake, came home and showered, this is the result.

4. My daughter is cooking muffins.

5. I have on zero make-up.

6. I pulled my bangs back with a clip I snagged out of the back of my daughter’s hair.

7. My son is eating cereal.

8. I can barely stand to look at myself, but I laugh every time I watch the flying part, you’ll understand when you see it.

9. This video will embarrass the crap out of at least three people that I know and love.

10. Those people are not my husband or children, they are used to this sort of thing.

11. I love you.


Fast Tube by Casper

Pocket incinerator and Laying Babies

Levi the 5 year-old has entered the “ask a billion questions a day” phase.  It’s slightly painful, but also hilarious because he asks me things like, “Mom, what does, ‘Knock it OFF!’ mean?” along with dozens of other words and phrases.  I’ve learned that my use of synonyms is actually pretty good.  He’s also fascinated in family relationships.  He just learned that he will not be able to marry his sister, that I won’t be having anymore babies coming out of my belly, that Grandma is in fact my mom and I came out of her belly and that someday he really will want to live somewhere besides with me. 

Isaac, my 8 year-old, was asking me where you are supposed to live when you go to college.  I was explaining that you could live several places.  If you live close to school then you could live at home or you can live on the college campus or an apartment.  Ike decided that he’ll just live at home while he’s in college and then announced he’ll stay at home after college too.  I’ve got to start making their lives in this house more uncomfortable.  Then he asked, what is a dorm?  So, I explained what a college dorm is and that I lived in one when I went to college and then I lived in an apartment and after I married Daddy I lived in a house.  That’s when Levi chimed in and said, “And then you started laying babies!”  He’s going to get it all figured out before he goes to Kindergarten this fall.

All these questions came to me while I was driving to meet Clay for lunch with our boys.  During our lunch Isaac said, “I wish there was a little trash can that fit in my pocket with a lid and it would burn everything.”  So basically, my son wants to have a pocket incinerator, which for him I don’t think would be such a bad idea considering how he leaves a trail of trash, toys, crumbs and socks wherever he goes.  However, seeing as the boy can’t remember to shut off a light, flush the toilette, or put anything away, I highly doubt he would remember to use the pocket incinerator for anything other than to show it to all his friends and burn things that are not trash but most likely my most prized possessions.

These two little blond headed boys.  What would I do without them?