This was an instant message conversation that Clay and I had a week or so ago. I saved it just in case I wanted to use it on the blog and today seemed like a fine day to use it.
Clay: so those pictures I sent you…
me: yeah…
Clay: did you get one called pics 3?
me: hold on let me look, or just send it again
Clay: or just look
me: or shove a thumb up your…
Clay: gah…why are you so difficult
me: makes life more fun and you love me
Clay: yea yea
me: if I was easy all the time, you’d be bored
Clay: probably
me: I think you’re cute and I love you.
Clay: stop it…are you going to be home for lunch?
me: hahahahaha~nope we’re leaving at 10 terdy
Clay: ok
me: you can just think about me while I’m gone
Clay: i do all the time
me: and you can buy me presents
Clay: yes…of course
me: I love you
Clay: l know
now about that email
me: fine! yep got it, must have skipped it
Clay: yep, there were four of them total (emails) did you get all four?
me: yes sir
Clay: well, you got em
me: would you like to just take over the blog now?
Clay: what do you mean now?
me: remember when I said I love you?
Clay: and I love you too
me: I take it back…you’re a pain in my arse hole. But I still think you’re cute, do you think I’m bi-polar?
Clay: no…wait, yes…um, no
me: I find myself to be extremely entertaining…like all the time!
Clay: yes, you’re very entertaining, much better than those videos
me: but, they were still funny Erik Estradaaaaaaa! I remember the days when you thought stupid things were really funny. Like feet turned the same direction.
Clay: that’s freakin hilarous
me: they’re feet!
Clay: in the same direction!!!
HA!!
me: oh, okay…well then that’s funny!
Clay: I know!!
me: Mr. Squishy just got up
Clay: he is squishy
me: and toasty warm
Clay: he and isaac were cute last night
me: playing?
Clay: yes, with the tire and then the trash can
me: I saw them w/the tire and thought they were like kids in the 50s
Clay: yea
me: okay, gotta get him something to eat…love you, think of me, buy me things…..see you late tonight!
Clay: buy darling
me: exactly…BUY
Clay: dang…
Now, my dear readers, you can tell me if you don’t think this video is funny and that Clay is losing his mind for humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuGKbwRudE&NR=1
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The whole time I was reading it I was thinking it was a texting thing and I wondered, “you guys do that?” Ah…it’s only IM. Which my dh doesn’t do either.
You are a brave woman. Letting it all hang out.
It’s funny, that is me and my hubby right there (but with texting, we don’t IM). My friends are all jealous of our relationship and I cannot figure out why, because usually I say my hubby is a big obnoxious pain in the butt, but reading your convo I totally get it now. You guys are just TOO cute!! You two genuinely love and enjoy each other, it’s awesome! Even if you are both big dorks (hey I am too, I’ll admit it!)!
Hilarious – sounds like an awesome marriage.
ROFL!! That was hilarious! We are visiting friends in Maryland, and they got to hear/see it too. Erik Estrada love will spread all over the country! If it hasn’t already…
No leavo! I bego!
Hilarious…Clay is surely losing his sense of humor!
You said “Erik Estrada” and I just knew. Love Second Semester Spanish Love Song and all their other stuff too. Aren’t they the ones who did the MILF song? (Can’t find it now.) Danny’s fave is the Honest R&B song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc
Found it!
That was hilarious! You and Clay are cute together!
Loved this! I can totally hear your voices saying the words and the inflections and Clay’s funny accent (he sounds like Ray Romano). Thanks for the smile on this dreary day
Ray Romano? I think he’s Jim Bob.
And the Erik Estrada is very funny. Pantalones !
That’s too darned funny! Clay is losing his humor in a big way!
I can’t publish the things my husband texts to me.
Hilarious!! Lets go to the Sizzler!!
BTW.. your convo sounds like me and my husbands instant messages
I gotta say, I’m with you. This is funny. I wonder if Erik will take on the larger than life personna that Chuck Noris did.
I just read the Love Languages book. You must be the ‘buy me presents and I’ll know you love me’ type.
Pretty sure I’m the ‘personal service’ type and I’m dying on the vine. I need a maid.
This conversation and video made me LOL!
I am sitting here smiling like a ninny! Both the IM and the video.
I’ve been studying spanish off and on for about 20 years. That video is hilarious!
I don’t know…. the video is just not funny to me. Guess it takes all kinds. I think the convo you guys had was great tho!
April – you are hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh whenever I visit!
You two are so right for each other — similarly twisted, shall we say? Love the Erik Estrada video — mucho hilarioso. April is clearly superior to Clay in SO many ways! (But we love him anyway.)
You guys are so funny! No leavo! I bego!
You are freaking hilarious…lol
Yes it was funny but not as funny as you are!
Love y’all!
Y’all must be some fancy pants texters. It takes me forever.