Clay is a gigantic dork-wad and that’s just the way I like him. He’s at our daughter’s basketball game right now and I’m at home trying to clean my house, but I keep getting distracted by pickled okra and crackers and broccoli florets and half a granola bar and a cup of stale coffee. Hey, what can I say? I’m procrastinating!
I don’t think I’ve ever done an ASK CLAY post, except in that photo he looks a bit more like Barry Gibbs, so we’re going to call this ASK BARRY and when he gets home I’ll tell him I posted this, so be sure to ask lots of questions before he pulls the plug on my procrastinating!
Also, he thinks he’s really smart, so please try to stump him! And if one of the questions could be, “Hey Clay, when are you going to replace the cute mug that April’s friend got her for Christmas that YOU shattered fifteen seconds after she poured the first cup of coffee in it because you leaned your big honkin’ butt up against the kitchen counter?” I would be ever so grateful.
And you’ll be happy to know that he has started writing the next episode of Big Blonde & Big Red Together Forever, or something like that.
Okay, get started…he’ll be home any minute!!!
Barry says he’s feverishly working on the answers! Thanks for participating in ASK BARRY, some of you are hilarious!
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Clay,
if i send you my address could you mail me a pint of water from coal creek ? ? ?
blarry cay- could you please tell me what happened with your sister-in-law, rechelle. i’m troubled about her. is she really that sarcastic? how has this new perspective of hers affected your families’ relationships? thanks!
Barry,
What is the top 3 inventions of your lifetime?
Why can’t people discuss politics and religion in this country without getting childish? Is it a conspiracy to keep everyone carefully segmented?