Yes, I fixed her hair for formal.
Yes, I will have some sort of step by step instructions.
No, she’s not in pain.
Yes, shes singing.
No, she is not a good singer.
Yes, she is very funny.
Yes, my bathroom mirror always has some sort of smear on it.
Yes, I hate that wallpaper…and the towel bars…and the paint color.
No, I’m not going to remodel it, because…
Yes, I share that bathroom with five of the grossest people on the planet.
Yes, those people are my children and my husband.
No, I’m not going to spend my time and money making the bathroom pretty for those gross people…because…
No, I’m not stupid. But,
Yes, I will eventually have to get that wallpaper out of my life. And then…
Yes, I will blog all about it.