When we bought our home I dreamed of how I would decorate our porch for every season. I thought for Christmas I would have a fat live tree adorned with lights on the porch to welcome visitors. Instead I have a little fake tree with no lights that blows over every single day. Aw, well. Maybe if I used some bailing twine to hold it up…because you know if you don’t have bailing twine, you can’t fix anything!