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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

What’s on your porch?

100_8693A half built Transformer and a furry cat foot.

Okay.  But, what’s on your back porch?

Dear God,  I can’t bear to post a photo of it, writing the description is hard enough.  So, I will make a list and then go lie down and sing Jesus Take The Wheel in a very thick southern accent and hope for the best.

In no particular order:

  • Three muddy shirts that are now rain drenched.
  • One pair of nasty, bloody, Rocket Dog sneakers  (the blood is from the chicken slaughter).
  • One pair of the smelliest sneakers ever known to man kind and I swear if that boy brings them in the house again I’ll……..
  • A long strip of rusted metal shelving bracket dooly-hickey-thingy used to swat at the mean rooster.
  • Mauve and light blue paint swirls.  I nearly took off some heads when that happened….Jesus, TAKE THE WHEEL!!
  • An entire box of spilled matches….you understand that it’s raining, right?
  • Broken brick bits.  Say that three times fast.
  • A tipped over tricycle.
  • A plastic feed box covered in chicken poop.
  • A large gray, broken Rubbermaid container.
  • And a partridge in a pear tree eee eee eeee.
  • Just kidding about that last one.
  • The rest are all true.
  • I forgot to say a big grill with a little frog living inside of it.

The End

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