sucking the life force out of me.
What do you want to hear, please inform, unable to make any more decisions on my own.
1. Broccoli, how it stinks and how to stick it in the freezer. I know. Riveting.
2. Remember when I was going to write that flower post?
3. Bartering Fartering. I just like that barter rhymes with farter and that farter isn’t really a word, but I like it anyway.
4. The JOB. How much longer can I keep it from you.
5. Nothing. Please, April just stop.
6. Let Clay take over the blog he has three trillion more Gary and Todd stories all of which I have heard nine billion times.