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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

Coal Creek Farm on Facebook

The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

Remember the whole baseball thing?

Are ya clickin’ the pig?  Does it make sense?  People, people people….I need feed back.  I have no idea what the whackadoodle  I’m doing.  CLICK THE DAAAaaarn PIG!!! No, no, no not that pig, the other pig.  The pig with the belt.  My son just told me, “Mom, pigs don’t wear belts.”  They do in this house.

I saw my friend Dea tonight and she told me  she has been siting in front of her computer for days and days waiting for me to reveal  if Seth has made the baseball team or not.

What?  What team?  Seth who?

Oh, right, Seth.  My son.  The team.  Baseball.  Riiiiight.

Yes.  He made the team. (Dea, sweety, you can carry on with you life now, you’re welcome)  He’s at the bottom of the roster, but he made it.  I have no idea what that means. But he’s happy to be on the team, I think.  I’m happy that little try out thing is over, it just about killed me.  I was reliving my high school cheerleading tryouts all over again and it wasn’t good for my delicate, uh, delicate…huh, I don’t think there is anything delicate about me, but those darn tryouts caused my wrinkles to get deeper.

I went to Seth’s first game last night, but I was a bit distracted by one of my younger sons who was having a most unfortunate experience with….the runs…..and I’m not talking about the runs batted in.  Yes, my little guy was shootin’ poop everywhere we went yesterday.  Good times, fun stuff.

Okay, is there anything else I haven’t covered?  Do you want me to talk more about P-Dub?  Did I tell you I was having such a great time that I only took ten pictures.  I know.  We’ve established the fact that I’m an idiot, right?  If there was a blogger’s exam I would fail.

Class, time’s up, please hand in your tests.  April?  April?  This paper is blank.  What do you mean you have all the answers in your head?  No.  It doesn’t work that way.  You have failed.  F

Can I get a re-do?  Please.  Next time I will happily whip out my Kodak Easy-share camera circa 2004 and take at least forty pictures before the battery dies.

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