Fast Tube by Casper
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Chives
This little farm is a magical place in the spring. I love to watch all the stuff that starts shootin’ out of the ground. Red AsparagusI didn’t plant this asparagus patch…..I bought it……I mortgaged it. This is the most expensive asparagus patch in the history of asparagus patches. Green AsparagusWe are not responsible for 98%….no, wait…99% of the beautiful things that force themselves from the earth on the farm. But, we are fully responsible for that pig pen you see in the background. Please forgive us. BlackberriesWe are the benefactors of the labor of another’s hands. Every year we try to add to the wonders of the farm. Sometimes I’m afraid we’ll mess it all up (refer back to the pig pen). Cherry TreeI did not plant these, but I made six pies from the cherries it gave me last year. Apple Tree Again, didn’t plant it. But I still have apple butter in my freezer, thank you very, very much. Red Grapes I made grape jelly and then started an IV line for my 7yo. He lived on my grape jelly until it was all gone. I’m not sure if I can make enough grape jelly for that kid. Peas I did plant these little guys. Please grow, please, please, please. Onions This is first year I’ve been this successful with onions, unjuns, on-yons. I can’t wait to heave them from that dark rich soil. Weeds Just so we are clear. I did not plant these. I am not responsible, it’s not my fault. I’m innocent!
Son? Why are you wearing your new shoes to mow the yard? Never mind, don’t tell me. Son? When did you get man-hands? Never mind, I don’t want to know. Can I throw it, Mom?
By all means. Throw the darn thing. Throw it hard, son. Mom! It didn’t break. Mom? What have you been feeding the chickens? Iron. Lots of iron. I’m gonna smash it on that pole. Ick. Well done son. Now get back on that mower. |
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