I know a lot of folks are stoping by here today, so I thought I better share a little bit of what’s happened on the ranch.
Today, Marlboro Man touched my butt.
Uhhhh.
Yeah. He did.
And my friends it wasn’t a gentle pat or accidental brush, it would best be described as a monumental heave. You have no idea how hard it is for me to try to explain this.
I was trying to get up in the saddle and after I failed the first time, well Marlboro Man……. he just, he just….dear God, he just took my butt, one large jiggly cheek in each hand and heaved me up onto the horse. It all happened so fast. One second I was trying to get on the horse the next my entire bodaciousness is being hoisted into the air.
April – “DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY BUTT?”
Marlboro Man grinning- “Well, it looked like you were havin’ trouble gettin’ up there. Guess I shoulda asked Clay first.”
Clay- “Hey, you gotta do, whacha gotta do.”
Nothing like grabbing a person by the ass and slinging them around to break the ice, works like a charm. Marlboro Man and I are now booty buddies.
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Don’t you have to touch HIS butt to be booty buddies? Did you touch his butt? Is this really a swingers party? Is it really the The Orgy Lodge?
I heard MM can lift horses with one hand, so your wee tuchus weren’t nothing to him.
Your butt is famous now! When you get back, we’ll do a photoshoot. You know, get some new pics for the blog.
I’m sooooooo jealous. You got to ride a horse and MM touched your hind end.
Funny! Looks like you all are having a good time at the ranch!
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I am so very jealous… not only do you get to chill at the lodge but you also got your booty touched by the MM himself!! I wanna know if MM blushed!
OMG, I love it. This is now my favorite post EVER. April, you rock.
My stars! You are the Queen of the back forty. I bet Clay didn’t get his butt touched.
hahahahahaha! Like I said (commented) to Rechelle, I’m really trying to just be happy for y’all (& I am! I really am!), but I can’t help but be jealous! Pouting that I’m not there!
So is this why you went bra shopping? All that bouncing up and down on a horse can hurt the girls. You should auction off the jeans on ebay.
Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Just wanted to let you know I love your new “About April” section
I think you might have just made more women jealous than you thought possible.
I’m laughing, trying to explain to my almost 4 year old why I think booty buddies is such a hilarious thing this morning.
Love it! I’m jealous you get to be booty buddies with MM….have a great time!
Oh Honey! There’s really no need to brag, but I guess brag you must!
He asked Clay if he could touch your butt???? Gee, silly me. I thought he should have asked YOU!
Well, if you two are now booty buddies, I sure hope you touched his….especially when he was wearing his chaps!
I am looking forward to hearing about the rest of the trip. Does it get any better than this and was pioneer woman anywhere around ?
I love your new blog, April!
So glad you and the others had the chance to visit the ranch; it must have been a hoot!!
You are too funny!! MM just keep it real like PW. He is one strong man. How was the horse ride?
I bet you had a blast. I have to use a stool to get on my horse. I think your way is better.
Well lucky, lukcy you!! I’m very, very jealous!
How cool to spend time at the Lodge for a little R&R.
You sure know how to have a good time! Yeehaw!
Sounds like a good time to me… but maybe that is just cause I grew up in Southern California, and therefore have a different standard of fun?
You think he thought that he had the “the whole world in his hands?” Hahahaha!
Love the new site and am glad you all had so much fun!
Tanya
BwaaaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
bodaciousness. that is brilliant.
This post made me smile. And from the picture with the post, it looks like your booty buddy made you smile. But then who wouldn’t!
Oy! Millions of women who read PW and now Coal Creek Farm are WAY jealous!!
Do you have feed on your blog yet, can’t find it? The site looks great even if you aren’t unpacked!
You just made my day!!
Too funny.
You are a hoot!
LOL!
SO jealous, but glad you’re sharing stories of your time on the ranch!
Gulp….too Funny.
Did they have a tall enough horse for you and Clay?
Hi-lar-i-ous!
That smile on your face makes me think you knew exactly what you were going to do when you got home. Post about this to make us all jealous. Yeah, well it worked…I’m Jealous…
You a very funny! I really enjoy your blog.
BOOTY BUDDIES? Ha! Ha! Ha! You are a kick. Plus you’re funny. You made me laugh out loud so I’m going to follow you.
By “follow you” I meant I’m going to start reading your blog, not stalk you. You don’t have to be scared or anything . . . shutting up . . .
Greatings, Amazing! Not clear for me, how offen you updating your coalcreekfarm.com.
OH MY GOSH!! I laughed so hard at the jiggeling cheek that I swallowed my gum. What a BLAST that must have been – I am so glad that you guys had so much fun!!!! Now that you have moved to a new blog, will you still visit me! *lower lip quivers*… I am trying to be pathetic here… Is it working?!?!? LOL OF COURSE I will follow you, your stuck with my like belly button lint..does anyone really have belly button lint?
What a kick! So glad you had time with PW & MM. There is more than one way to get on a horse. I think MM knows that, and so do you (now)! :}
Hilarious! I am as jealous as the rest of your readers…
Hope you had as good of a time, as you made it sound…
ROFLMBO! That is HILARIOUS!
So freaking jealous. Impossibly jealous.
You are too funny.
That is so funny. I’ll bet he and Ree are still laughing about it too.
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That is so funny!
This is flipping hilarious!! You crack me up!
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