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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Chicken Doctor


The Architect


Marlboro Man


I know a lot of folks are stoping by here today, so I thought I better share a little bit of what’s happened on the ranch.

Today, Marlboro Man touched my butt.


Yeah.  He did.

And my friends it wasn’t a gentle pat or accidental brush, it would best be described as a monumental heave.  You have no idea how hard it is for me to try to explain this.

I was trying to get up in the saddle and after I failed the first time, well Marlboro Man……. he just, he just….dear God, he just took my butt, one large jiggly cheek in each hand and heaved me up onto the horse.  It all happened so fast. One second I was trying to get on the horse the next my entire bodaciousness is being hoisted into the air.


Marlboro Man grinning- “Well, it looked like you were havin’ trouble gettin’ up there.  Guess I shoulda asked Clay first.”

Clay- “Hey, you gotta do, whacha gotta do.”

Nothing like grabbing a person by the ass and slinging them around to break the ice, works like a charm.  Marlboro Man and I are now booty buddies.

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