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The Living Without Series

This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out: liv011Living #2liv031liv04

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The Chicken Doctor

April

The Architect

Clay

This IS my happy face!

These are things I’ve actually said to my children.  My children are humans, just so you know, I sometimes have to remind myself.

1. Don’t lick me.
2. Is that poop on the floor?
3. What’s that smell, is it you or your brother?
4. Stop licking me.
5. You do not spit on the carpet!
6. Why does your room smell like barf?
7. Who cut the hole in the curtain?  Who?
8. I said STOP licking me!
9. Only one person can talk to me at a time?  NO, just one.  OKAY, EVERYONE HUSH!
10. PLEASE!  Stop licking me!
11. Where are your socks?  Where are your shoes?  Where is your backpack?  Where is your brain?  
12. If you don’t find your shoes you can’t come with me.  No, you may not wear your muddy rubber boots.  No, you may not wear your sister’s shoes, or mine, or your dads.
13.  FINE!  Just get your boots and get in the van!
14.  If you lick me one more time I’m gonna….gonna…just please stop licking me, honey.
15. No, I’m not mad, this is just the way I look.  I am not making a mad face, this is just my normal face.  OKAY, NOW I’m mad!  Go AWAY!  AND STOP LICKING ME!!!
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