 This is a series of posts that I wrote back in 2006 on living with less stuff. Check them out:
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You might be a redneck if…..
You take pictures of your road burn that you inflicted upon your ankle while falling off your son’s go-cart.
 “That’s pretty” and you think so too.  The cute shoes you bought two days ago for your baby are now wet and dirty from falling in the creek and you think their still so dang cute that you put them in your flower pot and took a picture.  You actually have a red neck! 
My husband came home with this book for our boys.
 They came home with most of the supplies, my husband never gets everything the first time, but it only took two more trips before they had all the parts they needed. 
You can’t build anything unless you have power tools and 
a PEZ dispenser. 
Let’s take a station break to talk about shoes that are not allowed in my house because they smell like a dead body. If I see them in my house one more time it will only be because the boy wearing them has decided he no longer wants to participate among the living!
 But, these are cute little boy shoes, they can come in the house and tromp around and beg for candy and crawl on my bed and then flop down and scream until the cows come home, but their so cute that you can’t help but love them. 
And now back to our regular scheduled programming. Here’s how you make a go-cart, you will need: Some Wood, 4 wheels, tools, a boy and a man, some old paint and a hardware store.
Hammer some stuff, drill the wood, slap on the wheels…
Paint it blue and name it The Blue Devil.  Then ride it down the drive way and crash…..several times.
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