Isaac- Mom, this house isn’t very cah yout, we should clean it up, then it would be cah yout.
Seth- Mom, can you go somewhere special when your in your 30’s? Like Arkansas? You need a break from taking care of us, doing laundry and yelling.
Levi- guldy, guldy, guldy, guldy, guldy, gudly, guldy (pause to take breath) guldy, guldy…and so it goes until he is eating or sleeping.
Ellen spent most of the morning dressing her baby brother up like a girl.